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Circles, Squares, and Triangles

Lyrics: Jerry Jones / Music: Rob Hyatt

Circles, squares and triangles, diamonds, ovals, rectangles.
Let’s all sing this newfangled song of shapes we see!
Circles, squares and triangles, diamonds, ovals, rectangles.
Come and sing this newfangled song of shapes with me!

Circles look just like a ball, or the planets that we know.
X’s often mark the spot when you’re playing tic-tac-toe.
Ribbons, pretzels, hearts and horseshoes, stars up in the sky.
Oh, so many shapes, and you can name them if you try!

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Squares are really just a box, like a picture on the wall.
Snowflakes have a lot of shapes. Can you try to count them all?
Eggs and arrows, kites and rainbows, stop signs on the street.
You can even find a shape on people that you meet!

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Sneaky Silent “E”

Lyrics: Jerry Jones / Music: Rob Hyatt

Stop, look, & listen to this song I’m gonna sing. ‘Bout a clever little letter who changes everything. Who is this mischief-maker? I wonder who could it be?
Your friendly neighborhood sneaky silent “e”.

Sneaky silent “e’, sneaky silent “e”. He lives for changing words around and fooling you and me. You never can know just who or what or where he’s gonna be.

He’s slippery super-sneaky silent “e”.

You won’t know where to find him, but he always comes around. He shows up
at the end of a word to give it a different sound. There’s not one letter like him,
it’s easy to see. The one and only sneaky silent “e”.

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He turned a cap into a cape, a bit into a bite. He turned a can into a cane,
then a kit into a kite. He turned a mat into a mate, a pan into a pane.
When silent “e’ is on the job, nothing stays the same!

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Simon Say

Lyrics: Jerry Jones / Music: Rob Hyatt

Hey now, come on let’s play. Everybody do what Simon say.
Hey now, come on let’s play. Everybody do what Simon say.

Gather ‘round I got a game for you. The things I say are the things you do.
Listen hard and you can play all day, but only if you do it when Simon say!

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Welcome to my tropical hideaway! The sun and the sand and a beautiful day!
We goin’ to jump and laugh and dance around. But, if I catch you nappin’ then you sit right down.

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Tommy’s Toy Boat

Lyrics: Jerry Jones / Music: Rob Hyatt

Little Tommy Tucker bought a toy boat (toy boat), the cutest little boat that he could find.
Everybody knew when they saw Tommy Tucker, the boat it wasn’t very far behind.

Little Tommy Tucker had a toy boat (toy boat), toy boat (toy boat), (toy boat, toy boat).

Little Tommy Tucker had a toy boat (toy boat), the cutest little boat that he could find.

Patty Parker liked to plant pips and posies to make her garden look so very neat.
She planted purple polka-dotted pink petunias; the prettiest petunias on the street.

She planted purple polka-dotted, planted purple polka-dotted, planted purple polka-dotted pink petunias. Planted purple polka-dotted pink petunias;
the prettiest petunias on the street.

Willy Walker always walked to work on Wednesdays, whistlin’ while he walked along the way. Willy Walker only whistled wacky waltzes, whistlin’ wacky waltzes all the way.

He would whistle while he’s walkin’, he would whistle while he’s walkin’,
he would whistle while he’s walkin’ as he walked on Wednesdays.
Whistle wacky waltzes, as he walked on Wednesdays,
whistlin’ wacky waltzes all the way.

Sally Sarah Sullivan was super starving. She’d eat if she could just make up her mind.

Sally soon decided on a super sandwich, filled with every food that she could find.

There was chicken, chocolate, cheddar cheese, peaches, pears, and pickled peas.

Mustard, meatloaf, mayonnaise, and loads of lunch meat. Fish and fries and frosted flakes, enough to make your tummy ache. Filled with every food that she could find.

Get Outta Bed Granny

Lyrics: Jerry Jones / Music: Rob Hyatt

Once upon a time in the deepest of woods lived a big bad wolf that was up to no good. Spied a little lady in a bright red hood, headin’ off to Granny’s like a good girl should.

Skippin’ through the forest with a basket o’ treats, chock full o’ goodies that he wanted to eat; like french fried potatoes, salami on rye, corn bread, cup cakes, cookies, and pie.

So, he short-cut to Granny’s house, lickety-split, bustin’ through the door in a terrible fit. He saw sweet ol’ Granny just lyin’ in bed. He huffed and he puffed and this is what he said.

Get outta that bed now Granny! Granny get outta that bed. Get outta that bed now Granny! Better listen to what I said. Get outta that bed dog-gone it! There’s a basket with my name on it! Listen up Granny, and get up outta that bed!

“Relax now, Granny, everything’ll be fine”. “Aintcha gonna eat me”? “Maybe some other time”. “Outta bed Granny, get your feet on the floor, because you gotta be gone before she hits that door”.

“I saw your little darlin’ Red Riding Hood, boppin through the forest with a basket o’ goods.”
“Any minute now, just a matter of time, those sweet sweet treats are gonna be mine!”

“Land sakes, Wolf, then whatcha gonna do?” “I’m gonna hop into the bed dressed just like you!”
“So, get into the closet, let the feast begin! I told you once, don’t make me tell you again!”

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The Horse In Striped Pajamas

Lyrics and Music by Fred Ebb & Paul Klein

Hey there Daddy, do you see? There’s a horse in striped pajamas.
No, that’s not what it is at all, that’s an animal people call a zebra.
I see, but it still looks like a horse in striped pajamas to me.

Hey there Daddy, do you see? There’s a bird in his tuxedo.
No, that’s not what it is at all, that’s an animal people call a penguin.
I see, but it still looks like a bird in his tuxedo to me.

I see a fish with whiskers on. No, that’s a seal for real!
I see a teddy with two black eyes. That’s what they call the little panda.

Hey there Daddy, do you see? There’s a cat with polka dots on.
No, that’s not what it is at all, that’s an animal people call a leopard.
I see, but it still looks like a cat with polka dots on to me.

Hey there Abby, do you see? There’s a bird with his umbrella.
No that’s not what it is at all, that’s an animal people call a peacock.
I see, but it still looks like a bird with his umbrella to me.
And it still looks like a horse in striped pajamas to me!

My Teddy and Me

Lyrics: Jerry Jones / Music: Rob Hyatt

Sun is shining, Teddy by my side, walking in the park or going for a ride.
Just another perfect day for my teddy and me.

Walkin’ and talkin’, playin’ in the sun. A double-scoop of ice cream after we’re done. The world is just a perfect place for my teddy and me.

Telling secrets. Makin’ plans. Everything is better with your paw in my hand.
So much to see, so much to do. No one could ever ever take the place of you.

Sun is shining, Teddy by my side, walking in the park or going for a ride.
Just another perfect day for my teddy and me.

Swapping stories. Tellin’ jokes. Dressing up and dancin’ like fancy folks. Walkin’ here beside you is the place I wanna be. Everything is better since the day you came to me.

Sun is shining, Teddy by my side, walking in the park or going for a ride.
Just another perfect day for my teddy and me.

Chopsticks

New Lyrics: Jerry Jones / Rob Hyatt

I want to go outside, I want to run and hide. Why am I playing this darn piano?
I wish I could get away. Why waste a lovely day? I want to go out and play!

Then take that built-up energy and just set it free, only musically.
Play time can wait, now sit up straight, and let me hear how you play!

This is so boring and soon I’ll be snoring. I’d like to go swimming or ride my bike.
I’m not a musician, I’d rather go fishin’. So, why can’t I go out and play?

Just practice well, and confidence grows, as you learn your scales and arpeggios.
And soon you’ll find they’ll stand in line to hear how lovely you play!

This is too much work! Just one more note and I’ll go berserk! If I do what you say, then can I go out and play?

If you focus your mind on the notes that you find on the page you’ll discover – hey, are you listening? When will this ever end? I just want to play with my friends! Why can’t you see, won’t you listen to me, can you not hear a word that I say?!?

Why can’t I do it? I just can’t get through it! I did like you said but it’s just too hard!
My mom will be sad, and my dad will be mad, so, I think I’ll just go out and play!

Try one more time; you’ll make mistakes, but, you’ve got what it takes to be great someday! The crowd will roar, they’ll scream for more of the wonderful music you play!

Lyrics printed by permission.
Taijah Music-BMI/Kaydylou Music-BMI. All Rights Reserved.


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